IC Inbox - hadriel

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

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[skelebro]

i know. i'm usually a pretty funny guy, right?
my bro's living all by himself. can't have that.

[ishotyouuu]

[There's a long stretch of silence before the next text.]

whos ur bro

[skelebro]

skeleton like me, except tall and loud and infinitely more likeable.
his name's papyrus.
haven't had the chance to introduce him, things have been pretty wild.

[It occurs to him that this might sound like a kind of outlandish excuse. Eh. He's likely to hear the full story from Tweedles Dee and Dum anyway.

[ishotyouuu]

I've already met him, actually.

He's the type of guy who's Friend to all Creatures, right?

[skelebro]

that's the one.
best brother in the world.
he's been living alone in house #3 so i figured i should keep him company.

[It's not a lie, exactly. Just not the entirety of the story there.]

[ishotyouuu]

Well, I can see why you'd prefer living with him instead of losers like us. ;)

Just don't be a stranger, okay? You'll always be a House #1 dude at heart.

[Grammatically impeccable texts out of nowhere is a very good sign that Wade's upset.]

[skelebro]

hey, no worries. i'll just be a few doors down.
it'll be like i'm not even gone.

[He...doubts that. He very sincerely doubts that his former roommates will want anything more to do with him.]

[ishotyouuu]

Don't think you're getting out of hanging out with me that easily, bro.

You owe me a Wookiee life-debt, remember? No weaseling your way out of that, regardless of how cool your brother is.

[skelebro]

wookie?

[He already knows he's gonna miss this. He's got no business bein' this sentimental. He just got out of a sitch that spelled out pretty clearly why that's a bad idea.]

'course we're still tight.
mi casa is your casa and all that.

[ishotyouuu]

see u say that but just wait until i bodyslide into ur house and stake my claim on ur couch >:D

[skelebro]

once this confusion thing dies down i think we'll all be used to people showing up in our houses willy nilly.
couch is yours whenever you need it, buddy.

[ishotyouuu]

ngl im probably gonna need it a LOT

you ever hear the sound of two nerds sucking face? its traumatizing

i need an adult

[skelebro]

[Ha ha. Yep. That's sure a word for it.]

humans have some weird customs.

[ishotyouuu]

i no rite

u havent even seen twerking yet

[skelebro]

oh man, do i even wanna know?
'cause it sounds like a word for nose-picking.

[ishotyouuu]

nah dude its worse

maybe ill show u sometime after i get a ton of drinks in me

[I'm sure Sans will be ecstatic to see that.]

[skelebro]

i might just take you up on that.
don't think i won't.
i've been told i got a pretty good memory.

[ishotyouuu]

good

that means u wont have so much fun with that awesome brother of urs that u forget about ur old pal Wade

right?

[skelebro]

'course not.
like ya said, wookie life-debt, whatever a wookie is.
plus i just like you.

[ishotyouuu]

i like u too buddy

gonna miss u a lot ngl

whos gonna keep me up with quality puns now?

[skelebro]

[God damn him.]

hey just phone me and i'll put 'em on speaker.
my bro will scream at us, it'll be great.

[ishotyouuu]

ill hold u to that buddy

those puns helped me get to sleep at night

dont know what im gonna do now

[You know, what with the night terrors and all.]

[skelebro]

we'll record a whole mess of 'em in the soothing sound of my voice.
play it as your alarm clock maybe.

[ishotyouuu]

thatd be really nice actually

might get some asmr tingles from that, u never kno

[skelebro]

some what now?

[Oh Sans. Sans, no.]