IC Inbox - hadriel

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

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2016.06.15 cries

[verinumeri]

[ Because of this.

Another one whose questions were almost entirely answered. Almost. So he wouldn't have said anything at all, as he's not quite prepared to thank any of the 'gods' for anything, only there was one last, relevant question.

Only, he doesn't want to... ...talk to Hope. (This might be in some part due to uncertainty as to what title to apply. He is not calling him Lord Hope.

...only it's not as though he thinks a device provided by the gods could possibly be locked from them... So it's a somewhat silly exercise in avoiding direct communication, but... well, Dr. Gottlieb.

SO HELLO MR. DEADPOOL HERE IS A TEXT. ]

Mr. Deadpool, I have been following your conversation with that 'god'.

Would you do me a favor?

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade might have beef with these so-called "gods" that have imprisoned them here, but he's got no beef with Hermann. As long as the good doctor isn't about to do something stupid like tell him to shut up, he's got no reason not to listen to him.]

A favor? Hit me.

2016.06.15 text

[fortunefavored]

hey so i got caught out after that siren went off and its pretty fuckin creepy out

i don't trust these gods worth shit but i'm gonna try n get to the temples

will u get hermann to a temple for me? i'll catch up w/u guys asap

[ishotyouuu]

whoa whoa hey dude

slow ur roll

pretty sure Hermanns not going to want me to just leave u high and dry here

where are u

after silent hill

[whichend]

[ so this has been bugging arya, as a person coming from a world where naming conventions are very important: ]

Why does Gottlieb call you Mister Deadpool?

[ishotyouuu]

because its my name

my career name anyway

sometimes using my real name isnt exactly convenient

you cant strike fear into the hearts of your enemies with a name like wade after all

the misters just something the good doctor tacked on

hes a polite gent

2016.07.13

[fortunefavored]

[Newt was planning to ask Wade if he wanted anything from the store when he was making a run, but instead, Wade will just get this.]

[ishotyouuu]

always nice 2 know theres another wham fan out there dude

not that im complaining but whats the occasion

text, 19.7, 17:01

[verinumeri]

[ Pursuant to this. ]

Mr. Deadpool,

Newton has given every indication of stuffing himself with terrible food. He'll likely be sick. We aren't currently speaking. I would be much obliged if you would keep an eye on him. Please excuse any inconvenience.

[ishotyouuu]

No inconvenience, Doc. I'd be glad to do it.

I'd ask what's going on between you two, but I guess that's not really any of my business.

Just take care of yourselves, okay? It would help me sleep better at night knowing that you guys were okay at least.

24.09.16

[fortunefavored]

[ring ring, Wade, it's almost dusk on the 24th.]

[ishotyouuu]

Deadpool speakin'. How's my favorite amphibian?

[He sounds a little drunk. Business as usual.]

9/29, text

[skelebro]

knock knock.

[Always best to start these sorts of things off light.]

[ishotyouuu]

whos there

[Wade's delighted. He loves these little surprises.]

16th of October, [action]

[fortunefavored]

[Newt's near the house when he finds it, so obvious he stoops to retrieve it--especially since it seems to be a drawing of himself. He's just turning the page over to see if there's a scrawled signature as he steps inside, toeing off his shoes and heading down the short set of stairs towards the kitchen]

Huh. Do we have an artist here that I don't know about and creepily draws portraits of people?

[ishotyouuu]

[Hello to you too, Newt. Luckily, Wade's long since gotten used to the man's rather abrupt entrances over the years. He puts down the turkey and hot pepper sandwich he'd currently been in the process of demolishing and gives Newt a look that is both snarky and curious.]

Only person I could think of that fits that description is that Usher douchebag or whatever the fuck his name is. Not really sure he's an artist, though. Why d'you ask?

1/25th, voice

[save_theworld]

[The call starts as any phone call would. With a phone lighting up, with a chime of music, and a contact name flashing across the screen.

Ring ring, mister Deadpool.

Sans is calling.]

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade doesn't realize that anything is amiss, of course. When he sees Sans's name flashing across his phone screen, a smile stretches across his face-- no doubt Sans has a few zingers in store for him when he picks up. Either that, or a prank call is imminent.

Wade decides to head him off at the pass.]

Y'ello, Kelburn Taxidermy-- you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

2/25 the NSFW monster bootycall

[murderpotato]

[Gren doesn't waste a whole lot of time after he gets the in invitation from Wade; he starts heading right down from the former swag pad (now really just that place that Gren passes out in sometimes) after the messages stop. Booty call or not, it's been all quiet on the Gren's pants front for a long time until Wade showed up. So yeah, fuck it, he's taking advantage of this opportunity while it's still available.]

[He figures that if he can get a couple of nights out of Wade before the guy decides to move on to greener pastures, that'll be pretty good.]

[When he gets there, the door's unlocked, so he walks his ass right on in.]

Special fuckin' delivery.

[ishotyouuu]

[Okay, so maybe Wade bit off more than he can chew with this pseudo-bootycall thing. He'd expected people to just let him do his thing and ramble on until he got bored, or call him right out on it. You know, the way they usually did back home. Having someone actually take him up on it-- and having that someone be the same someone who he kinda sorta dry-humped in an alley a few nights ago-- is kind of new territory for him. The whole thing's kind of new territory for him, really.

So when Gren traipses on in to Wade's apartment just as easy as you please, he comes upon the Merc with a Mouth in the kitchen making... hors d'oeuvres? Because apparently that's what you do for a guy who spontaneously turns your bitching into a bootycall?

Again, he's really bad at this.]

H-hey, how's it goin'? You came pretty damn quick-- got here. You got here pretty damn quick, is what I meant to say. Y-you know what I meant.

[Off to a rollicking good start already.]

text;

[hasitsthorns]

Hey.
It's been a while, huh?

I guess I should start by saying I'm sorry. When you didn't reach out to me when I first got here, I figured it was something I did. It wouldn't be anything new. Everything in Haven - near the end there - was a little crazy. Absolutely fucking insane, really, but you get the point. Since you didn't say anything, I thought I shouldn't say anything. Maybe give us some space and time to figure out where we stood with each other or what went wrong. I didn't really know how to fix whatever was broken because I didn't know what was broken in the first place. I still don't, actually, but I'm tired of doing nothing about it and pretending that's fine.

It's been almost a year since The Door pulled me in. I didn't know how much time you needed - and maybe you still need some time, honestly - but I figured I might as well say something. Finally. When Newt and Hermann left, it actually was all I could do not to run to you. I miss you, dude. Lately more than ever. We're the last Havenites left and I don't know what I'll do if I lose you too. And I especially don't want you to go and my biggest regret having been not saying something when I had every opportunity to.

You're still my packmate, Wade. [ 'I love you,' is implied but not explicitly said. Pack mentality is... complicated and, well, she doesn't want to freak him out more than she might already be. ] It's been a long time, I know, and I should have said something sooner. That's on me and, again, I'm sorry.

You don't have to talk to me still or feel like you have to answer, I just... wanted to let you know I'm here. That I'd like to see you (maybe at the feast? or one of these ridiculous events). I want you in my life again for the good moments, the bad ones, and everything in-between. If you don't want to then, hey, that's okay. I get it. But at least I can say that I tried, y'know?

Anyway.
Sorry for this wall of text.
I hope, even I don't hear from you, everything is going better for you here than it did in Haven and that you're happier, at least.

Love,
Rose

[action]

[wormintheglass]

[After this, Bianca comes over and knocks on Wade's door.]

Wade? Are you there? I have an exciting project in mind that requires a man of your unique talents.

[action]

[ishotyouuu]

[Oh lord. Unique talents? He's pretty sure he has a good idea what that entails. Wade's quick to start shooting that idea down before he's even fully opened the door.]

Okay, listen. I dunno what you've heard, but dressing up as Marvel Girl went over like a lead balloon last time and led to some pretty embarrassing assumptions about my... bedroom habits, so you're gonna have to resort to a Plan B-type situation here.

[text]

[murderpotato]

youre seriously gonna give me the fuckin cold shoulder over this bullshit

[text]

[murderpotato]

youre actin like a fuckin child wade

[text]

[murderpotato]

fine whatever see if i fuckin care

[text] 5-21

[murderpotato]

wade what the fuck

[text] 5-22

[murderpotato]

this stopped bein fuckin funny a long time ago

[text]

[murderpotato]

where the fuck are you

[text]

[murderpotato]

i know you aint gone so just fuckin say something you asshole

[text]

[murderpotato]

look if this is about the shit that i said, fine, im fuckin sorry okay

[text]

[murderpotato]

for fucks sake just let me know you aint hurt or something

text; backdated to 12/25

[restinglichface]

so quick q babe
you and gren
jacking off with lightsabers and suplexing
actual first date, yes or no?

[ishotyouuu]

omg it wasnt a DATE

that's just how we decided to introduce ourselves

like fight club only somehow MORE homoerotic