Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (
ishotyouuu) wrote2016-04-08 10:45 pm
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Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.
Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]
Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]
2016.06.15 cries
Another one whose questions were almost entirely answered. Almost. So he wouldn't have said anything at all, as he's not quite prepared to thank any of the 'gods' for anything, only there was one last, relevant question.
Only, he doesn't want to... ...talk to Hope. (This might be in some part due to uncertainty as to what title to apply. He is not calling him Lord Hope.
...only it's not as though he thinks a device provided by the gods could possibly be locked from them... So it's a somewhat silly exercise in avoiding direct communication, but... well, Dr. Gottlieb.
SO HELLO MR. DEADPOOL HERE IS A TEXT. ]
Mr. Deadpool, I have been following your conversation with that 'god'.
Would you do me a favor?
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A favor? Hit me.
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2016.06.15 text
i don't trust these gods worth shit but i'm gonna try n get to the temples
will u get hermann to a temple for me? i'll catch up w/u guys asap
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slow ur roll
pretty sure Hermanns not going to want me to just leave u high and dry here
where are u
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after silent hill
Why does Gottlieb call you Mister Deadpool?
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my career name anyway
sometimes using my real name isnt exactly convenient
you cant strike fear into the hearts of your enemies with a name like wade after all
the misters just something the good doctor tacked on
hes a polite gent
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2016.07.13
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not that im complaining but whats the occasion
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text, 19.7, 17:01
Mr. Deadpool,
Newton has given every indication of stuffing himself with terrible food. He'll likely be sick. We aren't currently speaking. I would be much obliged if you would keep an eye on him. Please excuse any inconvenience.
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I'd ask what's going on between you two, but I guess that's not really any of my business.
Just take care of yourselves, okay? It would help me sleep better at night knowing that you guys were okay at least.
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24.09.16
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[He sounds a little drunk. Business as usual.]
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1/2 sry first ruins the good times
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9/29, text
[Always best to start these sorts of things off light.]
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[Wade's delighted. He loves these little surprises.]
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16th of October, [action]
Huh. Do we have an artist here that I don't know about and creepily draws portraits of people?
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Only person I could think of that fits that description is that Usher douchebag or whatever the fuck his name is. Not really sure he's an artist, though. Why d'you ask?
1/25th, voice
Ring ring, mister Deadpool.
Sans is calling.]
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Wade decides to head him off at the pass.]
Y'ello, Kelburn Taxidermy-- you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
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Chara's gonna go next!
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[cw for child abuse]
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[cw for self-harm]
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...
2/25 the NSFW monster bootycall
[He figures that if he can get a couple of nights out of Wade before the guy decides to move on to greener pastures, that'll be pretty good.]
[When he gets there, the door's unlocked, so he walks his ass right on in.]
Special fuckin' delivery.
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So when Gren traipses on in to Wade's apartment just as easy as you please, he comes upon the Merc with a Mouth in the kitchen making... hors d'oeuvres? Because apparently that's what you do for a guy who spontaneously turns your bitching into a bootycall?
Again, he's really bad at this.]
H-hey, how's it goin'? You came pretty damn quick-- got here. You got here pretty damn quick, is what I meant to say. Y-you know what I meant.
[Off to a rollicking good start already.]
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text;
It's been a while, huh?
I guess I should start by saying I'm sorry. When you didn't reach out to me when I first got here, I figured it was something I did. It wouldn't be anything new. Everything in Haven - near the end there - was a little crazy. Absolutely fucking insane, really, but you get the point. Since you didn't say anything, I thought I shouldn't say anything. Maybe give us some space and time to figure out where we stood with each other or what went wrong. I didn't really know how to fix whatever was broken because I didn't know what was broken in the first place. I still don't, actually, but I'm tired of doing nothing about it and pretending that's fine.
It's been almost a year since The Door pulled me in. I didn't know how much time you needed - and maybe you still need some time, honestly - but I figured I might as well say something. Finally. When Newt and Hermann left, it actually was all I could do not to run to you. I miss you, dude. Lately more than ever. We're the last Havenites left and I don't know what I'll do if I lose you too. And I especially don't want you to go and my biggest regret having been not saying something when I had every opportunity to.
You're still my packmate, Wade. [ 'I love you,' is implied but not explicitly said. Pack mentality is... complicated and, well, she doesn't want to freak him out more than she might already be. ] It's been a long time, I know, and I should have said something sooner. That's on me and, again, I'm sorry.
You don't have to talk to me still or feel like you have to answer, I just... wanted to let you know I'm here. That I'd like to see you (maybe at the feast? or one of these ridiculous events). I want you in my life again for the good moments, the bad ones, and everything in-between. If you don't want to then, hey, that's okay. I get it. But at least I can say that I tried, y'know?
Anyway.
Sorry for this wall of text.
I hope, even I don't hear from you, everything is going better for you here than it did in Haven and that you're happier, at least.
Love,
Rose
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Wade? Are you there? I have an exciting project in mind that requires a man of your unique talents.
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Okay, listen. I dunno what you've heard, but dressing up as Marvel Girl went over like a lead balloon last time and led to some pretty embarrassing assumptions about my... bedroom habits, so you're gonna have to resort to a Plan B-type situation here.
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text; backdated to 12/25
you and gren
jacking off with lightsabers and suplexing
actual first date, yes or no?
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that's just how we decided to introduce ourselves
like fight club only somehow MORE homoerotic
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