IC Inbox - hadriel

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

Comments

[skelebro]

can't say i've had one of those either.

[In other news, this is the first time he's ever been called a "doorknob" and that is hilarious.]

[ishotyouuu]

dude dont they have chiropractors in the underground

[Your people are very deprived, Sans.]

[skelebro]

massages kind of require skin.
i mean, what're they gonna do? put a rolling pin to my spine?

[ishotyouuu]

u just need someone with slow hands and an easy touch dude

theres gotta be someone out there who can get u where u need to be ;)

[skelebro]

[Where you need to be? Buddy, there's only one place Sans ever needs to be.]

asleep?
it's not like i really need a lotta help with that, y'know.

[ishotyouuu]

what u never wanted a lady skeleton to give u a rubdown or whatever

or a dude skeleton

im not gonna judge ur preference

[skelebro]

the only rubdowns i want are ones from pillows softly embracing my skull.

[ishotyouuu]

im kinkshaming u super-hard rn bro

[skelebro]

yes, and i accept this.