IC Inbox - hadriel

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

ill hold u to that buddy

those puns helped me get to sleep at night

dont know what im gonna do now

[You know, what with the night terrors and all.]

[skelebro]

we'll record a whole mess of 'em in the soothing sound of my voice.
play it as your alarm clock maybe.

[ishotyouuu]

thatd be really nice actually

might get some asmr tingles from that, u never kno

[skelebro]

some what now?

[Oh Sans. Sans, no.]

[ishotyouuu]

asmr dude

audial something something resonance, I think?

you know when someone has a really nice voice and you get all tingly and relaxed listening to it?

[skelebro]

no?
is this a thing people do?

[WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

[ishotyouuu]

some ppl, yeah

u srsly never had that happen to u?

[skelebro]

man, i dunno how people got their jollies underground and frankly i've never asked.

[ishotyouuu]

its not like THAT u doorknob

its like a relaxation thing

kinda like getting a massage u kno

[skelebro]

can't say i've had one of those either.

[In other news, this is the first time he's ever been called a "doorknob" and that is hilarious.]

[ishotyouuu]

dude dont they have chiropractors in the underground

[Your people are very deprived, Sans.]

[skelebro]

massages kind of require skin.
i mean, what're they gonna do? put a rolling pin to my spine?

[ishotyouuu]

u just need someone with slow hands and an easy touch dude

theres gotta be someone out there who can get u where u need to be ;)

[skelebro]

[Where you need to be? Buddy, there's only one place Sans ever needs to be.]

asleep?
it's not like i really need a lotta help with that, y'know.

[ishotyouuu]

what u never wanted a lady skeleton to give u a rubdown or whatever

or a dude skeleton

im not gonna judge ur preference

[skelebro]

the only rubdowns i want are ones from pillows softly embracing my skull.

[ishotyouuu]

im kinkshaming u super-hard rn bro

[skelebro]

yes, and i accept this.