IC Inbox - sol_raveh

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done. 

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

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[ishotyouuu]

Aww, you worried about me, pal?

[Don't let the teasing note in his voice fool you, he's genuinely touched. Even after three years in what was essentially a concentration camp, he still finds himself surprised when people express concern for him. That usually never happens, after all. Usually people worry about whether he's gonna finally snap and kill everyone this time.]

Yeah, I'll see you there. I'll be the guy you can't see around the enormous plate of food. Should I make one for you too?

[justribbing]

...You want me pinchin' off your plate?

[ That's a definite yes, man. Unless he really wants Sans stealing off his plate, and then he's going to be downright embarrassing, really ham it up. They've gotta pretense to maintain, and all. ]

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade has the exact same idea.]

Depends. Is your brother gonna be watching us?

[justribbing]

What, you suggesting we cheer up my bro?

[ Buddy. Pal. You know he's always going to be down to putting a smile on his brother's face. Which, okay, yeah. It's pretty clear what the game plan is, now. ]

Better make it one plate, two forks. Capiche?

[ishotyouuu]

I hear you, buddy. Loud and clear.

Maybe we can share a plate of spaghetti. Y'know, have that whole Lady and the Tramp thing going.

[justribbing]

What? Geez, man. After you talked up your meatloaf, I was startin' to really get my hopes up.

[ Guys, fucking stop.

But no really dude he's had enough spaghetti to do him for several lifetimes, have MERCY, human. ]

[ishotyouuu]

Aww, did I really sell you on that? Color me flattered. dude.

[Clearly you've never had Wade's spaghetti, either.]

Might take a bit to prepare, but don't worry. My meat is here for your pleasure.

[...Wade stop]

1/2

[justribbing]

[ He's had his brother's. He's had Sanji's. Trust him, it was physically painful, but he'll insist until the end of time and space that his brother's cooking beats out a master chef.

Every time.

Even if it kills him. ]

Cool. See you later.

2/2

[justribbing]

[ ...it takes him roughly 9 minutes to catch that innuendo.

why are humans so gross ]

[ishotyouuu]

[Hey, come on. He can't be that gross.

Made you laugh, didn't it?]