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[ishotyouuu]

 

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■ PROXY HOTEL, ROOM 305.

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‶Yo. Callin' about business? pleasure? I'm flexible. Leave it at the tone."

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

omg is ur username srsly shartan i cant

[thebluewraith]

[Give him a minute to even figure out what he's saying. Wade is lucky he spent enough time in New Amsterdam to decipher this ridiculous speech or he would be even more pressed than he already is.]

What about it?

[ishotyouuu]

im just gonna assume the word shart is not in ur vocabulary in the world u come from

amirite

[thebluewraith]

What are you on about? What is a "shart"?

[ishotyouuu]

[It takes Wade a while to compose himself enough to send a text, because he keeps imagining Fenris saying it in his smooth baritone voice, and his ensuing laughter makes it difficult to type.]

its when u fart and accidentally shit ur pants in the process

shit-fart

shart

[AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU KNOW HIM FENRIS]

[thebluewraith]

[NO! NO HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT GLAD HE KNOWS YOU.]

Ugh, why are you so childish? [Ok that's kind of humorous — but that's not the point!] Shartan is a name you buffoon.

[Can't believe Wade just ruined this admirable historical figure for him.]

[ishotyouuu]

then whoever that is mustve had parents with a rly sick sense of humor

im jussayin

[thebluewraith]

He was born into slavery. He likely had no parents to name him.

[ishotyouuu]

HEY WOW THANKS NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[A feeling wholly unfamiliar to you, I'm sure.]

[thebluewraith]

[Hey Wade can you feel his smug from over here?]

As you should.

[ANYWAY...]

None of this has anything to do with why I contacted you, but I assume the answer to my question is a "yes". [Given that you just spent the last minute being a two year old. Good to know he wasn't interrupting anything important.] I've moved out of the Proxy Hotel.

[ishotyouuu]

hey u know me

always willing 2 make time 4 a good buddy of mine

[Apparently all it takes to be instant BFFs with Wade is one Skee-Ball game.]

wait

ur not living on the streets like last time r u

this place doesnt even have a shady shitty safehouse, ur fine!

[thebluewraith]

[He's assuming that's sarcasm because what else would it be???]

I don't trust any place in which I get "assigned" to.

Besides, I already have another arrangement. Which is why I contacted you to begin with. Are you familiar with the other two who were also in New Amsterdam with us? We found a sizable building that has more than enough space for five [yes he is including Atumn in the count leave him alone.

Oh and guess he's including Wade too.]

[ishotyouuu]

wait what

whos also here from New Amsterdam

[Can he even dare to hope...?]

[thebluewraith]

[Sorry Wade.]

Their names are Kisame and Shinobu. They arrived the same day as myself. I find them trustworthy so far.

[ishotyouuu]

Oh.

[Of course. Why did he think the powers that be would actually give him a break for once?]

thats cool

dont think i know them but its nice that theyre here

so u guys r gonna be staying in a separate building from now on huh

i hope that means im still invited 2 visit and maybe crash every once in a while

[thebluewraith]

[Ugh why can't you just KNOW what he's trying to say, Wade???]

I said there is more than enough room for five.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah i heard

u got someone else in mind 4 living there?

[Is he being deliberately obtuse or does he legitimately have no clue? The world may never know.]

[thebluewraith]

[Fenris is just going to assume he is an idiot!!]

Why do you think I'm telling you this?

[ishotyouuu]

cause u want ur bestest buddy 2 know where u live

obviously

[Okay yeah he's probably fucking with you, Fenris.]

[thebluewraith]

There's room for you, you imbecile.

[ishotyouuu]

fenris

are u asking me 2 move in with u? :o

[thebluewraith]

I am not.

I'm telling you there is spare room that you can have if you so please.

[1/2]

[ishotyouuu]

well then maybe ill see u there

maybe

[2/2]

[ishotyouuu]

[A few seconds later...]

u liiiike me~

[thebluewraith]

[Why does he talk to you!!!!!]

Don't be such an idiot!