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[ishotyouuu]

 

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‶Yo. Callin' about business? pleasure? I'm flexible. Leave it at the tone."

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[ishotyouuu]

im just gonna assume the word shart is not in ur vocabulary in the world u come from

amirite

[thebluewraith]

What are you on about? What is a "shart"?

[ishotyouuu]

[It takes Wade a while to compose himself enough to send a text, because he keeps imagining Fenris saying it in his smooth baritone voice, and his ensuing laughter makes it difficult to type.]

its when u fart and accidentally shit ur pants in the process

shit-fart

shart

[AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU KNOW HIM FENRIS]

[thebluewraith]

[NO! NO HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT GLAD HE KNOWS YOU.]

Ugh, why are you so childish? [Ok that's kind of humorous — but that's not the point!] Shartan is a name you buffoon.

[Can't believe Wade just ruined this admirable historical figure for him.]

[ishotyouuu]

then whoever that is mustve had parents with a rly sick sense of humor

im jussayin

[thebluewraith]

He was born into slavery. He likely had no parents to name him.

[ishotyouuu]

HEY WOW THANKS NOW I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

[A feeling wholly unfamiliar to you, I'm sure.]

[thebluewraith]

[Hey Wade can you feel his smug from over here?]

As you should.

[ANYWAY...]

None of this has anything to do with why I contacted you, but I assume the answer to my question is a "yes". [Given that you just spent the last minute being a two year old. Good to know he wasn't interrupting anything important.] I've moved out of the Proxy Hotel.

[ishotyouuu]

hey u know me

always willing 2 make time 4 a good buddy of mine

[Apparently all it takes to be instant BFFs with Wade is one Skee-Ball game.]

wait

ur not living on the streets like last time r u

this place doesnt even have a shady shitty safehouse, ur fine!

[thebluewraith]

[He's assuming that's sarcasm because what else would it be???]

I don't trust any place in which I get "assigned" to.

Besides, I already have another arrangement. Which is why I contacted you to begin with. Are you familiar with the other two who were also in New Amsterdam with us? We found a sizable building that has more than enough space for five [yes he is including Atumn in the count leave him alone.

Oh and guess he's including Wade too.]

[ishotyouuu]

wait what

whos also here from New Amsterdam

[Can he even dare to hope...?]

[thebluewraith]

[Sorry Wade.]

Their names are Kisame and Shinobu. They arrived the same day as myself. I find them trustworthy so far.

[ishotyouuu]

Oh.

[Of course. Why did he think the powers that be would actually give him a break for once?]

thats cool

dont think i know them but its nice that theyre here

so u guys r gonna be staying in a separate building from now on huh

i hope that means im still invited 2 visit and maybe crash every once in a while

[thebluewraith]

[Ugh why can't you just KNOW what he's trying to say, Wade???]

I said there is more than enough room for five.

[ishotyouuu]

yeah i heard

u got someone else in mind 4 living there?

[Is he being deliberately obtuse or does he legitimately have no clue? The world may never know.]

[thebluewraith]

[Fenris is just going to assume he is an idiot!!]

Why do you think I'm telling you this?

[ishotyouuu]

cause u want ur bestest buddy 2 know where u live

obviously

[Okay yeah he's probably fucking with you, Fenris.]

[thebluewraith]

There's room for you, you imbecile.

[ishotyouuu]

fenris

are u asking me 2 move in with u? :o

[thebluewraith]

I am not.

I'm telling you there is spare room that you can have if you so please.

[1/2]

[ishotyouuu]

well then maybe ill see u there

maybe

[2/2]

[ishotyouuu]

[A few seconds later...]

u liiiike me~

[thebluewraith]

[Why does he talk to you!!!!!]

Don't be such an idiot!

[ishotyouuu]

that wasn't a no~

[thebluewraith]

I only invited you because Autumn begged me to anyway.

[This is a lie but SHUT UP.]