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[ishotyouuu]

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you're okay, right? how many of you are there?

[ishotyouuu]

idk a bunch???

cant stop long enough 2 give u a specific number pally

they want us 2 keep moving

and if i get shoved again i will not b responsible 4 my actions

[nonscriptum]

do what you have to do.

[ The last thing Nate is going to suggest is exercising discretion when people's lives may be at stake. ]

we only had one merc follow our expedition. needless to say he isn't following us anymore.

[ishotyouuu]

oh yeah?

we had a guy not follow us anymore too

u know how it is

one minute ur getting strong armed by dudes w/ big fuckoff knives

and next thing u know theres a dragon

[nonscriptum]

can't say that one's actually happened to me




actually that's a lie, but does it count if it's a yeti and not a dragon?

[ishotyouuu]

where tf did u find a yeti

u sure it wasnt just an inbred mountain goat or something

[nonscriptum]

the himalayas, so i'm really hoping not to run into any of those again.

how's your dragon?

[1/2]

[ishotyouuu]

eh pretty hungry as always

hopefully i can get some decent action around here but im not holding my breath

[2/2]

[ishotyouuu]

oh wait fuck that wasnt a euphemism was it

uhhhh then apart from being a little shaken up shes fine and back to her old self

1/4 i'm sorry

[nonscriptum]

that's good news, i guess.

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i can't NOT ask, do you really call your dick your dragon?

[ishotyouuu]

no???

i thought that was what u called ur dick

i wasnt abt to call u out or anything

not until later, anyway

[nonscriptum]

consider us both wildly relieved, then

not sure i could room with a guy who nicknames his dick a mythical creature

[ishotyouuu]

now i wouldnt say that

my nickname for him is the kraken

[About ten seconds go by, and then...]

lol jk

had u goin there for a moment tho didnt i

[nonscriptum]

[ Oh thank God- ]

yeah, for a second there i was worried i'd have to ask whether you named your nuts scylla and charybdis

[ishotyouuu]

AW MAN that woulda been awesome i shoulda run with that a bit more

good 2 kno that greek minds think alike tho ;D

[Wade that wasn't even a good pun--]

[nonscriptum]

[ The true Pandora's Box has opened. ]

you feta believe it ;)

[ishotyouuu]

[WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

wow can u agamemNOT

[nonscriptum]

[ He unleashed the kraken. ]

i won't apollo-gize for my actions

[ishotyouuu]

idk dude i feel like ur making a terrible mythtake

[SOMEONE STOP THEM]

[nonscriptum]

[ NEVER ]

well, you know what they say: go big or go homer

[ishotyouuu]

okay srsly theser jokes r makding me illiad

we gotta storp

[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]

[nonscriptum]

take a walk, get some ares
but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around