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okay srsly theser jokes r makding me illiad

we gotta storp

[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]

take a walk, get some ares
but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around

oh my frunkign god hwo do you still have MORE of those

id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know

should i bail you out? i can be your gyro

[FUCK. OKAY THAT'S IT, HE'S DONE.]

oh ym fuckl

okay i yield

nathan goddamn drake achilles me

fuck

everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy

Edited 2020-02-11 02:18 (UTC)

[ Truly, nothing is more satisfying than a pun-off. He's straight up grinning at his phone. ]

i'm thousands of miles away and can't see your shame from here, please don't socratease me like this

PHILOSIPHUCK YOU

[He's still cackling like a loon.]

that's what diogenes said to plato when he threw a featherless chicken into his classroom

u sure he didnt say CLUCK you

[Oh shit he's found his second wind, folks!]

pretty sure he said "behold, a man," but i won't call fowl on a pun that decent

better not or u would just b a hy-peck-rite

dont try and pullet fast one on me dude i know more puns than u can possibly compre-hen

i've got good hen-durance, wilson, and i know how to wing it. but talk is cheep so you might as well wave the white flag now.

[Oh Nate. Honey. You obviously have no idea who you just stepped into the ring with.]

OWL NOT REST UNTIL I AM AT THE TOP OF THE PECKING ORDER U MOTHERFLOCKER