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[ishotyouuu]

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the himalayas, so i'm really hoping not to run into any of those again.

how's your dragon?

[1/2]

[ishotyouuu]

eh pretty hungry as always

hopefully i can get some decent action around here but im not holding my breath

[2/2]

[ishotyouuu]

oh wait fuck that wasnt a euphemism was it

uhhhh then apart from being a little shaken up shes fine and back to her old self

1/4 i'm sorry

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that's good news, i guess.

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i can't NOT ask, do you really call your dick your dragon?

[ishotyouuu]

no???

i thought that was what u called ur dick

i wasnt abt to call u out or anything

not until later, anyway

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consider us both wildly relieved, then

not sure i could room with a guy who nicknames his dick a mythical creature

[ishotyouuu]

now i wouldnt say that

my nickname for him is the kraken

[About ten seconds go by, and then...]

lol jk

had u goin there for a moment tho didnt i

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[ Oh thank God- ]

yeah, for a second there i was worried i'd have to ask whether you named your nuts scylla and charybdis

[ishotyouuu]

AW MAN that woulda been awesome i shoulda run with that a bit more

good 2 kno that greek minds think alike tho ;D

[Wade that wasn't even a good pun--]

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[ The true Pandora's Box has opened. ]

you feta believe it ;)

[ishotyouuu]

[WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]

wow can u agamemNOT

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[ He unleashed the kraken. ]

i won't apollo-gize for my actions

[ishotyouuu]

idk dude i feel like ur making a terrible mythtake

[SOMEONE STOP THEM]

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[ NEVER ]

well, you know what they say: go big or go homer

[ishotyouuu]

okay srsly theser jokes r makding me illiad

we gotta storp

[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]

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take a walk, get some ares
but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around

[ishotyouuu]

oh my frunkign god hwo do you still have MORE of those

id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know

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should i bail you out? i can be your gyro

[ishotyouuu]

[FUCK. OKAY THAT'S IT, HE'S DONE.]

oh ym fuckl

okay i yield

nathan goddamn drake achilles me

fuck

everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy

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[ Truly, nothing is more satisfying than a pun-off. He's straight up grinning at his phone. ]

i'm thousands of miles away and can't see your shame from here, please don't socratease me like this

[ishotyouuu]

PHILOSIPHUCK YOU

[He's still cackling like a loon.]

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that's what diogenes said to plato when he threw a featherless chicken into his classroom