Heyyy, what's happenin'? You've reached the voicemail of one very fine-lookin' man. Wanna chat? Fanboy all over my mad skillz? Declare your undying love for me? You know what to do. [BEEEEP]
[He has another name, Gus is sure, but he won't press too hard for it. He doesn't know overmuch about these vigilante types, except that they're like (or... are?) comic book heroes from back home. Ridiculous, but he'll work with it for the time being.]
My name is Gustavo Fring. I've only just arrived here, about a week ago. I had... overheard someone mention that you had the misfortune to be a long-time resident of Haven. [There's a quiet sigh.] I cannot imagine what sort of hardships you've had to endure over these long months.
If you'll forgive me for being so forward, I'd like to invite you to dinner with me tonight. As a gesture of goodwill, from a new Havenite to an old one. As you know, ingredients are a little scant, so I've had to improvise for some meals-- and, well, I do still need someone to help me taste-test. [He chuckles to himself.]
[He doesn't recognize the voice on the other end, nor does he recognize the name. Gustavo Fring. A newcomer, inviting him to dinner? Sounds surprisingly... altruistic. And call Wade a cynical old bastard, but he's learned not to trust altruism. Still, there's really no reason why he can't be civil to the guy. After all, he went through all the trouble to talk to him and if he wanted to poison him or shoot him... well. He'd be in for a nasty surprise, wouldn't he?]
Settin' up a little "meet and greet", huh? Sounds good. I was just starting to feel a little peckish. Just gimme the where and the when and I'll be over.
He has no reason to attack the man, of course; that'd be folly. Anyone who'd survived Haven for two years couldn't be anyone ordinary. Extraordinary may be precisely what he's looking for. Simple altruism is all it is.
A little kindness does certainly go a long way.]
Apartment thirty-seven; whenever you're able. I'm only just beginning dinner preparations, but I couldn't refuse your help if you got here early.
[Bond villain? Gus? haaaahahahah wherever did you get that idea, wade...
With the invitation offered, however, it's time for Gus to return to his stew. It's the simplest of the simple: tomato-based, an unfortunate lack of spices, and the most hearty vegetables that he could find cans of, but since it's Gus... it's fairly good for what it is. His door's locked-- he'd like to welcome Wade to his apartment personally-- but he'll come straight to the door if Wade knocks on it instead.]
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[He has another name, Gus is sure, but he won't press too hard for it. He doesn't know overmuch about these vigilante types, except that they're like (or... are?) comic book heroes from back home. Ridiculous, but he'll work with it for the time being.]
My name is Gustavo Fring. I've only just arrived here, about a week ago. I had... overheard someone mention that you had the misfortune to be a long-time resident of Haven. [There's a quiet sigh.] I cannot imagine what sort of hardships you've had to endure over these long months.
If you'll forgive me for being so forward, I'd like to invite you to dinner with me tonight. As a gesture of goodwill, from a new Havenite to an old one. As you know, ingredients are a little scant, so I've had to improvise for some meals-- and, well, I do still need someone to help me taste-test. [He chuckles to himself.]
Would you be interested at all?
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Settin' up a little "meet and greet", huh? Sounds good. I was just starting to feel a little peckish. Just gimme the where and the when and I'll be over.
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He has no reason to attack the man, of course; that'd be folly. Anyone who'd survived Haven for two years couldn't be anyone ordinary. Extraordinary may be precisely what he's looking for. Simple altruism is all it is.
A little kindness does certainly go a long way.]
Apartment thirty-seven; whenever you're able. I'm only just beginning dinner preparations, but I couldn't refuse your help if you got here early.
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...Pleasure to soon be dining with you, Mr. Fring.
[And hopefully this guy doesn't end up being a Bond villain.]
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[Bond villain? Gus? haaaahahahah wherever did you get that idea, wade...
With the invitation offered, however, it's time for Gus to return to his stew. It's the simplest of the simple: tomato-based, an unfortunate lack of spices, and the most hearty vegetables that he could find cans of, but since it's Gus... it's fairly good for what it is. His door's locked-- he'd like to welcome Wade to his apartment personally-- but he'll come straight to the door if Wade knocks on it instead.]