Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (
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ishotyouuu
2020-01-31 07:36 pm (UTC)
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oh yeah?
we had a guy not follow us anymore too
u know how it is
one minute ur getting strong armed by dudes w/ big fuckoff knives
and next thing u know theres a dragon
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2020-01-31 09:18 pm (UTC)
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can't say that one's actually happened to me
actually that's a lie, but does it count if it's a yeti and not a dragon?
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-05 01:35 am (UTC)
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where tf did u find a yeti
u sure it wasnt just an inbred mountain goat or something
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2020-02-07 05:58 am (UTC)
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the himalayas, so i'm really hoping not to run into any of those again.
how's your dragon?
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 01:40 am (UTC)
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eh pretty hungry as always
hopefully i can get some decent action around here but im not holding my breath
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 01:41 am (UTC)
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oh wait fuck that wasnt a euphemism was it
uhhhh then apart from being a little shaken up shes fine and back to her old self
1/4 i'm sorry
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2020-02-10 02:16 am (UTC)
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that's good news, i guess.
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2020-02-10 02:16 am (UTC)
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2020-02-10 02:16 am (UTC)
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2020-02-10 02:16 am (UTC)
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i can't NOT ask, do you really call your dick your dragon?
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 02:19 am (UTC)
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no???
i thought that was what u called ur dick
i wasnt abt to call u out or anything
not until later, anyway
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nonscriptum
2020-02-10 02:32 am (UTC)
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consider us both wildly relieved, then
not sure i could room with a guy who nicknames his dick a mythical creature
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 02:59 am (UTC)
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now i wouldnt say that
my nickname for him is the kraken
[About ten seconds go by, and then...]
lol jk
had u goin there for a moment tho didnt i
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2020-02-10 03:28 am (UTC)
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yeah, for a second there i was worried i'd have to ask whether you named your nuts scylla and charybdis
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 11:47 am (UTC)
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AW MAN that woulda been awesome i shoulda run with that a bit more
good 2 kno that greek minds think alike tho ;D
[Wade that wasn't even a good pun--]
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2020-02-10 11:04 pm (UTC)
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you feta believe it ;)
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-10 11:13 pm (UTC)
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[WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE]
wow can u agamemNOT
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 01:13 am (UTC)
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He unleashed the kraken.
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i won't apollo-gize for my actions
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 01:18 am (UTC)
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idk dude i feel like ur making a terrible mythtake
[SOMEONE STOP THEM]
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2020-02-11 01:37 am (UTC)
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well, you know what they say: go big or go homer
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 01:49 am (UTC)
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okay srsly theser jokes r makding me illiad
we gotta storp
[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 01:58 am (UTC)
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take a walk, get some ares
but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 02:07 am (UTC)
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oh my frunkign god hwo do you still have MORE of those
id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 02:15 am (UTC)
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should i bail you out? i can be your gyro
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 02:18 am (UTC)
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[FUCK. OKAY THAT'S IT, HE'S DONE.]
oh ym fuckl
okay i yield
nathan goddamn drake achilles me
fuck
everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy
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ishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pmishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pmishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pm
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we had a guy not follow us anymore too
u know how it is
one minute ur getting strong armed by dudes w/ big fuckoff knives
and next thing u know theres a dragon
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actually that's a lie, but does it count if it's a yeti and not a dragon?
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u sure it wasnt just an inbred mountain goat or something
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how's your dragon?
[1/2]
hopefully i can get some decent action around here but im not holding my breath
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uhhhh then apart from being a little shaken up shes fine and back to her old self
1/4 i'm sorry
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i thought that was what u called ur dick
i wasnt abt to call u out or anything
not until later, anyway
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not sure i could room with a guy who nicknames his dick a mythical creature
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my nickname for him is the kraken
[About ten seconds go by, and then...]
lol jk
had u goin there for a moment tho didnt i
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yeah, for a second there i was worried i'd have to ask whether you named your nuts scylla and charybdis
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good 2 kno that greek minds think alike tho ;D
[Wade that wasn't even a good pun--]
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you feta believe it ;)
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wow can u agamemNOT
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i won't apollo-gize for my actions
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[SOMEONE STOP THEM]
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well, you know what they say: go big or go homer
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we gotta storp
[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]
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but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around
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id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know
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oh ym fuckl
okay i yield
nathan goddamn drake achilles me
fuck
everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy
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