IC Inbox - hadriel

[ishotyouuu]

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]

Comments

text; backdated to 12/25

[restinglichface]

so quick q babe
you and gren
jacking off with lightsabers and suplexing
actual first date, yes or no?

[ishotyouuu]

omg it wasnt a DATE

that's just how we decided to introduce ourselves

like fight club only somehow MORE homoerotic

[restinglichface]

but you were jerking it
right

[ishotyouuu]

listen

thats what u need 2 do 2 recharge it

i didnt design the thing okay

[restinglichface]

sounds fake but ok
so confirming that you were jerking it in gren's direction and your eyes met and you knew you wanted to be fuckbuddies forever
right??
romantic as hell

[ishotyouuu]

uhhhh it wasnt exactly like that

but hey if u wanna go ahead and assume our sex life started out like a Cinemax series then be my guest

[restinglichface]

im into that
thanks

[ishotyouuu]

so y do u wanna know how we met anyway?

its not exactly a meet-cute type of situation we had goin on or anything

[restinglichface]

[her response comes a little later, when she's back home and definitely trashed]

caught up with gren at the bar and he told me the whole tale
had to confirm
it seemed way fake

[ishotyouuu]

nah thats just the way my life is apparently

kind of a weird interplay of sex and violence ive got goin on

so just for posterity what else did he say abt me

[restinglichface]

[oh ho ho]

why you asking? curious to know what he thinks of your ass?