Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pm
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ishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pm
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[He hesitates to put this into words, because that would mean admitting it out loud.]
I uh
herp derp
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left my awkward dork 2 english dictionary at home
wanna unpack that 4 me?
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[He'd rather not be called that right now, as he's already in a fragile emotional state where he feels like a loser.]
Wade!!! Not helping.
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just tell the person u like hanging w/ them
why is that hard?
[Yes, because you are the expert on not acting like a desperate loser when it comes to friendships, Wade.]
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[It's why he asked you, after all.
Not because Simon is judging, for once. Mostly, he remembers that one conversation they had about Wade not being a part of a team- The discovery had come later that it wasn't exactly the older man's choice to be alone.
Simon knows the feeling, though he can't understand why. Wade is free-spirited and kind-hearted, he appears to love easily and freely. He's an excellent marksman and is capable of making a mean breakfast spread. Sure, he's a little annoying some of the time, but for some reason that seems intentional.
What's not to like?]
Before I got here, I've only ever had one real friend.
[It's taken him a long time to get to this place, emotionally.
To admit that.]
We didn't exactly meet under normal circumstances. Heck, we were kids.
I don't know how to do any of this stuff. Sure, I can scale a wall and start a campfire. I could tell ya which way the wind is blowin' and probably retrace our footsteps if we got lost, but...
Figuring people out is so hard.
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Wade has the question already typed out before he hesitates; deletes it. It's not Simon's fault he's terrible at this; not Simon's fault that Wade's a grown-ass man still struggling with how to interact with people like a normal human being. The last thing he wants is for Simon to start thinking that there's no hope for him; that it's pointless to try to maintain friendships. Let him figure that out on his own, if possible-- Wade doesn't possess the assassin's heart to tell him that himself.
His next text is free of grammatical errors and pretense.]
From my experience, if you let on that you wanna hang out with the person again, usually that's enough.
Be honest, no bullshitting. I mean-- you did a pretty good job with me, right?
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They've dealt some pretty shitty hands too, to be frank. And that, perhaps, is what is inexcusable.]
You're easy, though.
To talk to, I mean.
[He debates sending the next few words, because to breathe it into existence even in text would make it true.
Still, Wade can keep a secret. Simon knows that much.]
I think I like him, Wade.
Like, more than a friend, maybe?
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Shouldn't make a difference if you wanna spend more time with him, right? I mean, sure it complicates things, but... my advice is to just focus on having a good time with him. Feel things out, if you're not sure about it. No need to rush into things, you know?
Or you could just do what I do and flirt with him and play it off as a joke based on whether or not he's into it. It's a legitimate strategy. ;D
[A legitimate strategy that has very rarely gotten you laid, Wade.]
as i write this tag i just realize he and wade are the same person
And how am I supposed to do that?
[Flirt, he means.]
Do I tell him his guns look good and then laugh it off? Because, man oh man...
[On his end of the feed, he runs a hand through his hair.]
I may have done that already...
[It had been a nervous blurting of words. That and Simon had tried to hand him a towel and he... Dropped it, so there had been some awkward and sweaty hand touching. He was not prepared for a hand touch out of nowhere! He needs to be ready, his palms are usually greasy as hell???]
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You could start with that, yeah. Try to get a little more playful with it, though.
Maybe use pick-up lines, doesn't matter if they're cheesy or not-- if it gets him to laugh then you win either way.
[Considering your talent at rhetoric and the fact that you are not a teenager anymore, Wade, your idea of praise probably doesn't really coincide with Simon's.]
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[He is poking his two index fingers together because... This sucks.]
Does that mean more... Gentle touching? I... O-obviously the no-no zones are totally outta bounds-
[THE NO NO ZONES...]
Because I'm pretty sure I don't know any good pick-up lines...