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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

maybe because before i came here i was part of a secret government project

2 find out if a human being could survive if they replaced his blood with blended rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde

obviously they can

might wanna keep an eye on Canada in the next couple of years btw

[nonscriptum]

ok wiseass if you don't want to tell me your tragic tofurkey backstory you can save it for another day

thanks for trying to cheer me up though
i've pretty much just accepted my afterlife isn't going to be easy

[ishotyouuu]

wtf are u talkin about

clearly im going the same place ur goin

probably still wont be easy but itll be fun :D

[nonscriptum]

given how much of a pain in the ass everything is here, i'm not convinced this ISN'T hell

[ishotyouuu]

god i HOPE this isnt hell

when i finally get there im expecting molten whips and infernal sodomites

gonna be a big letdown if this is all i have 2 look forward 2

[nonscriptum]

i know you'd think there would be more bondage-inspired clothing if that were the case

the displaced have the market cornered on getting yelled at, at least, but that's not divine punishment so much as it is annoying

[ishotyouuu]

i know rite

really disappointing tbh

also idk im feeling kinda left out here

wouldve thought id do something 2 get yelled at first out of the 2 of us

who tf would try 2 start shit with u, ur adorable

[nonscriptum]

aw, you're sweet
i'll put that shit on my resume

[ishotyouuu]

u dont have 2

pretty sure all u gotta do is flash those baby blues and thatll be evident from the moment u walk into the interview ;D