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[ishotyouuu]

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[withmeinparadise]

oh ye of little faith

[ishotyouuu]

says the lapsed Catholic

in any case im sure i can find something to fill my time while u crash and burn

nah jk hope u rock her world

or his

or theirs idk

just remember that everyone knows the "this has never happened before" excuse is bullshit

[withmeinparadise]

oh, her world's about to be rocked, don't you worry. no question about it.
they got some kind of arcade a couple blocks over, maybe you can lose a couple games of skee ball.

[ishotyouuu]

awww u picked up on how much i love skee ball, thats sweet

careful there dude, starting 2 sound like u actually like me or smth

[withmeinparadise]

everybody loves skeeball, wade.

[ishotyouuu]

so ur saying u wouldnt say no 2 a game w me sometime then?

[withmeinparadise]

let's see how today goes first

[ishotyouuu]

the only difference is whether its gonna be a celebratory or a consolation game bro

either way im penciling u in

[withmeinparadise]

you're really waiting for a failure, huh? i got bad news for you.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean if failure means i get 2 play skeeball with u then sure

ill just remember 2 lose a couple games thats all

[withmeinparadise]

let's go for success, maybe you can play skeeball with both of us

[ishotyouuu]

u sure u would be okay w me being a third wheel

or is this one of those "i need a buffer 2 deal with my obnoxious roommate" kind of things

[withmeinparadise]

thought you wanted to play skeeball. don't make it complicated.

[ishotyouuu]

that was a joke but i mean

if ur not up 4 it thats fine i guess

just thought it would be a nice way 2 bond

[withmeinparadise]

pretty sure you're still making it complicated wade.

[ stop trying to trick him into talking about feelings!!! why can't they just make skeeball plans ]

look, lemme show a pretty girl a nice time and maybe we'll catch up with you later.

[ishotyouuu]

[He's trying to get to know his other roommate better???? Is that a crime????]

hey sounds good

just uh

text me when ur done doing whatever it is u do

just so i know when its safe 2 come back

dont wanna make things weird after all ;D

[It's not weird already?]

[withmeinparadise]

[ it might be!!! ]

yeah yeah, i'll tell you when the festivities are over.
we gotta figure out a sock on the door or something.

[ishotyouuu]

sounds good

in the meantime maybe ill lose one game of skeeball just 4 u bro

maybe

no promises tho :D

[withmeinparadise]

[ a WHILE later ]

all clear.

[ishotyouuu]

that was faster than i was expecting

nah jk :p

want me 2 pick u up smth on the way home

[withmeinparadise]

sure, why not. you wanna pick up some thai food?
she's still gonna be here, so don't make it weird.

[ishotyouuu]

damn and here i was totally gonna choose tonight 2 tell her about my Bea Arthur fuckdoll i made out of butter and shotgun shells

why u gotta be such a killjoy bruh

[withmeinparadise]

that's what you've been doing in your room huh.

[ishotyouuu]

look everyone needs a hobby

shes mine tho dont even look at her

[withmeinparadise]

yeah, there's a reason i don't go in there.
look, what i'm saying is don't make a big deal out of it. it's not like she's never been over before.