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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

u should be flattered tbh

i dont just whip it out 4 just anyone ;D

[withmeinparadise]

does that line ever work for you?

[ishotyouuu]

nah

but im not rly trying all that hard

[withmeinparadise]

be a waste of time if you did

[ishotyouuu]

see u call it a waste of time

i call it good practice

[withmeinparadise]

see, practice, i get. practice on people who aren't interested, that's a little more mystifying

[ishotyouuu]

what can i say

i like playing hard mode

if i can get someone whos not interested 2 feel even slightly tingly that means my flirt game is on another level

[Plus it's a good deflection tactic. See? They've stopped talking about the machete thing already.]

[withmeinparadise]

see, if they ain't interested, i ain't interested. takes the fun out of it if they say yes

[ishotyouuu]

oh dont worry im not one of those Pepe le Pew types

but flirting has a chance 2 open up other opportunities

like rite now

rite now were actually having an honest 2 goodness conversation :D

[withmeinparadise]

trust me, i figured out flirting a while ago.

right now we're having an honest to goodness conversation so i don't have to listen to your pickup lines.

[ishotyouuu]

see what did i tell u

its a legitimate strategy

[withmeinparadise]

until the conversation runs out.

[ishotyouuu]

ur saying u dont wanna get to know ur roommate a little more

[withmeinparadise]

the conversation so far isn't exactly whetting my appetite.

[ishotyouuu]

sheesh, tough crowd

ur not shooting at me though so thats a step up from what im used to at least