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[ishotyouuu]

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[ishotyouuu]

oh man u like doing that too huh

so nice to meet a fellow connoisseur of misdemeanors

srsly tho if u need a pointman im ur guy

we cant leave him a corpse but we can leave him with no corpus delicti amirite

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[ There are many things that tickle his funny bone, but solid Latin jokes are up there in terms of content he cannot conceivably resist. ]

oh my GOD
you asshole, that's so good

[ishotyouuu]

;D

thats what im here for

laughter and larceny

which coincidentally is also the name of my next business venture

laughter & larceny llc

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wow, we should collab. my business is called funnies and felonies & co.

[ishotyouuu]

oh man we should definitely collab then

maybe ill even contact our main company and see if maybe we can work on a merge

u ever hear of em?

probably, theyre a big company

clowning and crimes inc?

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pretty sure i've heard of them

they're affiliated with that one family business, right?

sins and shenanigans and sons?

[ishotyouuu]

[This is the second time Nate's taken a joke of Wade's and run with it. The first time could've been considered a fluke, but this is starting to shape up to be a pattern. Wade feels his mouth stretch into a wide, delighted smile. It's not often that people decide to react to his wacky humor, much less respond in kind.]

ok tho real talk i would LOVE to work at a place called sins & shenanigans & sons

sounds like my kind of ppl

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it does have a certain ring to it

[ Maybe the mafia should rebrand. ]

do you think the sons commit the sins, the shenanigans, or both?

[ishotyouuu]

idk maybe its a distancing thing like when rock stars break off to do solo careers or smth

maybe they dont wanna be associated with the sins or the shenanigans but they still wanna stick with the company

or maybe theyre family names

maybe this is a Chinese-Irish company who knows

1/2

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hey this is MY fake crime-committing company, don't write the lore without me

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in seriousness though, thanks. for this.

[ishotyouuu]

ur welcome pal

this is what im good at

lightening the mood with inane humor and fart jokes

like Family Guy except good

so actually not like Family Guy

[DISS.]

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i'm guessing i should be grateful i've never watched it, then

i do mean it, though. i owe you one.

[ Shifting from a reliable friend group in Hadriel to this - to nothing - hasn't been easy, and it took him so long to build relationships there that starting from scratch has been a fucking daunting prospect.

But this is lightening the load. ]

[ishotyouuu]

Well I mean you already got me a place to stay. And a job.

Maybe I'm just paying you back this time. With jokes and promises of future crimes. You know how it is.

[Oh hey, that sure is a conspicuous uptick in the quality of Wade's texts there. Surely that can't mean anything.]

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[ True to form, Nate doesn't notice. ]

i'm gonna hold you to that.

i have to go talk to some ebenezer scrooge type about my artifact. see you after they free me from this swanky shindig?

[ishotyouuu]

sure thing

they feeding u at that place at least

cuz if so try & see if u can sneak some hors d'oeuvres or smth

all this talk about the 1% is making me peckish

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i'll bring you a tiny quiche ;)

[ishotyouuu]

aww just 4 me?

ur the best <3