Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (
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2021-02-24 08:53 pm (UTC)
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hard not to notice when someone tells you to watch your tone and then gets offended when you point out that tone policing isn't productive.
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i'm sorry to tell you this wade but i'm a moron.
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ishotyouuu
2021-02-24 09:05 pm (UTC)
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u think i didnt notice that from the first few days
why do u think i stuck around all this time
obviously i have a weakness 4 dumbasses
any kind of asses rly
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2021-02-24 09:24 pm (UTC)
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has anyone ever told you that you have terrible taste?
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ishotyouuu
2021-02-24 09:27 pm (UTC)
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only once
from a vampire
apparently i tasted like rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde
and yes those were her exact words
verbatim
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2021-02-24 09:33 pm (UTC)
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i have to ask
why
what about your blood is that dank and nasty???
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ishotyouuu
2021-02-24 09:40 pm (UTC)
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maybe because before i came here i was part of a secret government project
2 find out if a human being could survive if they replaced his blood with blended rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde
obviously they can
might wanna keep an eye on Canada in the next couple of years btw
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2021-02-24 10:02 pm (UTC)
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ok wiseass if you don't want to tell me your tragic tofurkey backstory you can save it for another day
thanks for trying to cheer me up though
i've pretty much just accepted my afterlife isn't going to be easy
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ishotyouuu
2021-02-25 12:35 am (UTC)
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wtf are u talkin about
clearly im going the same place ur goin
probably still wont be easy but itll be fun :D
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2021-02-27 11:32 pm (UTC)
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given how much of a pain in the ass everything is here, i'm not convinced this ISN'T hell
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ishotyouuu
2021-03-03 03:49 pm (UTC)
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god i HOPE this isnt hell
when i finally get there im expecting molten whips and infernal sodomites
gonna be a big letdown if this is all i have 2 look forward 2
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2021-03-09 07:57 pm (UTC)
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i know you'd think there would be more bondage-inspired clothing if that were the case
the displaced have the market cornered on getting yelled at, at least, but that's not divine punishment so much as it is annoying
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ishotyouuu
2021-03-15 12:47 am (UTC)
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i know rite
really disappointing tbh
also idk im feeling kinda left out here
wouldve thought id do something 2 get yelled at first out of the 2 of us
who tf would try 2 start shit with u, ur adorable
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2021-03-23 02:26 am (UTC)
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aw, you're sweet
i'll put that shit on my resume
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ishotyouuu
2021-03-23 02:53 pm (UTC)
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u dont have 2
pretty sure all u gotta do is flash those baby blues and thatll be evident from the moment u walk into the interview ;D
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[ May the Lord protect him the next time he feels up to posting anything to the network, that last time was a doozy. ]
i'm sorry to tell you this wade but i'm a moron.
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why do u think i stuck around all this time
obviously i have a weakness 4 dumbasses
any kind of asses rly
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from a vampire
apparently i tasted like rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde
and yes those were her exact words
verbatim
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why
what about your blood is that dank and nasty???
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2 find out if a human being could survive if they replaced his blood with blended rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde
obviously they can
might wanna keep an eye on Canada in the next couple of years btw
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thanks for trying to cheer me up though
i've pretty much just accepted my afterlife isn't going to be easy
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clearly im going the same place ur goin
probably still wont be easy but itll be fun :D
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when i finally get there im expecting molten whips and infernal sodomites
gonna be a big letdown if this is all i have 2 look forward 2
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the displaced have the market cornered on getting yelled at, at least, but that's not divine punishment so much as it is annoying
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really disappointing tbh
also idk im feeling kinda left out here
wouldve thought id do something 2 get yelled at first out of the 2 of us
who tf would try 2 start shit with u, ur adorable
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i'll put that shit on my resume
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pretty sure all u gotta do is flash those baby blues and thatll be evident from the moment u walk into the interview ;D