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[ishotyouuu]

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[nonscriptum]

i'm fine! i'm fine, i swear. they just came at me while i was working the casino, the house found out and booted them, but now they know what i did.

i'm not on the floor anymore, they want me to steal for them.

[ishotyouuu]

at least u got some muscle over there backing u up

is that why u quit Red Wings too? 4 less visibility?

[nonscriptum]

yeah i'm not thrilled about that, it makes me think there's going to be a time when they're not so friendly

sort of. needed the space from stephen, haven't really been a fan of the way i've seen clarke talking to people in public posts, plus my beautiful face is super recognizable now.

[ishotyouuu]

u noticed that too huh

i thought maybe she had it out 4 you and lance or smth

not that i had a clue wtf u couldve even done

also ur beautiful face was super recognizable before, u just didnt notice all the attention u were getting ;D

kinda cute how oblivious u were tbh

[nonscriptum]

hard not to notice when someone tells you to watch your tone and then gets offended when you point out that tone policing isn't productive.

[ May the Lord protect him the next time he feels up to posting anything to the network, that last time was a doozy. ]

i'm sorry to tell you this wade but i'm a moron.

[ishotyouuu]

u think i didnt notice that from the first few days

why do u think i stuck around all this time

obviously i have a weakness 4 dumbasses

any kind of asses rly

[nonscriptum]

has anyone ever told you that you have terrible taste?

[ishotyouuu]

only once

from a vampire

apparently i tasted like rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde

and yes those were her exact words

verbatim

[nonscriptum]

i have to ask
why
what about your blood is that dank and nasty???

[ishotyouuu]

maybe because before i came here i was part of a secret government project

2 find out if a human being could survive if they replaced his blood with blended rancid tofurkey marinated in formaldehyde

obviously they can

might wanna keep an eye on Canada in the next couple of years btw

[nonscriptum]

ok wiseass if you don't want to tell me your tragic tofurkey backstory you can save it for another day

thanks for trying to cheer me up though
i've pretty much just accepted my afterlife isn't going to be easy

[ishotyouuu]

wtf are u talkin about

clearly im going the same place ur goin

probably still wont be easy but itll be fun :D

[nonscriptum]

given how much of a pain in the ass everything is here, i'm not convinced this ISN'T hell

[ishotyouuu]

god i HOPE this isnt hell

when i finally get there im expecting molten whips and infernal sodomites

gonna be a big letdown if this is all i have 2 look forward 2

[nonscriptum]

i know you'd think there would be more bondage-inspired clothing if that were the case

the displaced have the market cornered on getting yelled at, at least, but that's not divine punishment so much as it is annoying

[ishotyouuu]

i know rite

really disappointing tbh

also idk im feeling kinda left out here

wouldve thought id do something 2 get yelled at first out of the 2 of us

who tf would try 2 start shit with u, ur adorable

[nonscriptum]

aw, you're sweet
i'll put that shit on my resume

[ishotyouuu]

u dont have 2

pretty sure all u gotta do is flash those baby blues and thatll be evident from the moment u walk into the interview ;D