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[ishotyouuu]

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[withmeinparadise]

you're not here, it's not gonna kill you to stay out a little longer.

[ishotyouuu]

we're sorry, your entreaty cannot be completed

please use the magic word and try again

[withmeinparadise]

i could change the locks.

[ishotyouuu]

aww its cute how u think thatll stop me from getting in

and how far ur willing 2 go to avoid being nice 2 me

[Says the guy who's still terrified of saying "sorry".]

[withmeinparadise]

hey, you break in while i'm getting laid, that's on you

[ishotyouuu]

and u need me 2 stay out a couple hours 4 that

isnt that kinda overshooting a little there

[withmeinparadise]

oh ye of little faith

[ishotyouuu]

says the lapsed Catholic

in any case im sure i can find something to fill my time while u crash and burn

nah jk hope u rock her world

or his

or theirs idk

just remember that everyone knows the "this has never happened before" excuse is bullshit

[withmeinparadise]

oh, her world's about to be rocked, don't you worry. no question about it.
they got some kind of arcade a couple blocks over, maybe you can lose a couple games of skee ball.

[ishotyouuu]

awww u picked up on how much i love skee ball, thats sweet

careful there dude, starting 2 sound like u actually like me or smth

[withmeinparadise]

everybody loves skeeball, wade.

[ishotyouuu]

so ur saying u wouldnt say no 2 a game w me sometime then?

[withmeinparadise]

let's see how today goes first

[ishotyouuu]

the only difference is whether its gonna be a celebratory or a consolation game bro

either way im penciling u in

[withmeinparadise]

you're really waiting for a failure, huh? i got bad news for you.

[ishotyouuu]

i mean if failure means i get 2 play skeeball with u then sure

ill just remember 2 lose a couple games thats all

[withmeinparadise]

let's go for success, maybe you can play skeeball with both of us

[ishotyouuu]

u sure u would be okay w me being a third wheel

or is this one of those "i need a buffer 2 deal with my obnoxious roommate" kind of things

[withmeinparadise]

thought you wanted to play skeeball. don't make it complicated.

[ishotyouuu]

that was a joke but i mean

if ur not up 4 it thats fine i guess

just thought it would be a nice way 2 bond

[withmeinparadise]

pretty sure you're still making it complicated wade.

[ stop trying to trick him into talking about feelings!!! why can't they just make skeeball plans ]

look, lemme show a pretty girl a nice time and maybe we'll catch up with you later.

[ishotyouuu]

[He's trying to get to know his other roommate better???? Is that a crime????]

hey sounds good

just uh

text me when ur done doing whatever it is u do

just so i know when its safe 2 come back

dont wanna make things weird after all ;D

[It's not weird already?]

[withmeinparadise]

[ it might be!!! ]

yeah yeah, i'll tell you when the festivities are over.
we gotta figure out a sock on the door or something.

[ishotyouuu]

sounds good

in the meantime maybe ill lose one game of skeeball just 4 u bro

maybe

no promises tho :D

[withmeinparadise]

[ a WHILE later ]

all clear.