Wade Wilson (Deadpool) (
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 01:49 am (UTC)
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okay srsly theser jokes r makding me illiad
we gotta storp
[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]
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2020-02-11 01:58 am (UTC)
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take a walk, get some ares
but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 02:07 am (UTC)
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oh my frunkign god hwo do you still have MORE of those
id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 02:15 am (UTC)
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should i bail you out? i can be your gyro
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 02:18 am (UTC)
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[FUCK. OKAY THAT'S IT, HE'S DONE.]
oh ym fuckl
okay i yield
nathan goddamn drake achilles me
fuck
everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy
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2020-02-11 02:18 (UTC)
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 03:03 am (UTC)
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Truly, nothing is more satisfying than a pun-off. He's straight up grinning at his phone.
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i'm thousands of miles away and can't see your shame from here, please don't socratease me like this
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 03:17 am (UTC)
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PHILOSIPHUCK YOU
[He's still cackling like a loon.]
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 03:35 am (UTC)
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that's what diogenes said to plato when he threw a featherless chicken into his classroom
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 03:40 am (UTC)
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u sure he didnt say CLUCK you
[Oh shit he's found his second wind, folks!]
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nonscriptum
2020-02-11 03:17 pm (UTC)
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pretty sure he said "behold, a man," but i won't call fowl on a pun that decent
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-11 03:30 pm (UTC)
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better not or u would just b a hy-peck-rite
dont try and pullet fast one on me dude i know more puns than u can possibly compre-hen
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2020-02-12 12:10 am (UTC)
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i've got good hen-durance, wilson, and i know how to wing it. but talk is cheep so you might as well wave the white flag now.
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-12 12:14 am (UTC)
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[Oh Nate. Honey. You obviously have no idea who you just stepped into the ring with.]
OWL NOT REST UNTIL I AM AT THE TOP OF THE PECKING ORDER U MOTHERFLOCKER
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nonscriptum
2020-02-12 12:28 am (UTC)
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a little bittern, are we? didn't realize i ruffled your feathers that much. toucan play at that game.
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-12 12:36 am (UTC)
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jfc since wren were u so good at puns goddamn
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2020-02-12 00:36 (UTC)
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2020-02-12 12:58 am (UTC)
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i was raised to be a wise-quacker ;)
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-12 01:00 am (UTC)
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[And that one earns the widest grin yet.]
ok ok
i concede
u are a worthy adversary sir
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nonscriptum
2020-02-12 01:07 am (UTC)
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thank god, i was about to run out of puns. you're a tough opponent.
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-12 01:10 am (UTC)
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i guess thats one more impressive thing abt me
im a pungeon master
[Okay, so maybe he had one more in him.]
second only to u of course
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nonscriptum
2020-02-12 01:49 am (UTC)
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Jesus Christ. Yeah, Wade is sure torturing him.
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aw, you'll make me blush
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-12 02:58 am (UTC)
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good
maybe then u wont die of hypothermia
[Because y'know. That'd be really awful and stuff.]
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nonscriptum
2020-02-14 09:56 pm (UTC)
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i'll do my best
try not to die.
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ishotyouuu
2020-02-16 09:03 pm (UTC)
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that was never in my job description pally
dying i mean
but same to u
spec since that means i wont get paid ;D
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2020-02-16 21:03 (UTC)
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2020-02-21 07:41 pm (UTC)
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ok smartass :P
see you when i see you
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ishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pmishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pmishotyouuu) wrote2020-01-08 08:03 pm
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we gotta storp
[It's hard to text when you're laughing too hard to hit the correct keys]
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but be dis-crete because those mercs might still be around
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id try 2 counter wtih more zeus puns but i dont wanna follow the leda u know
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oh ym fuckl
okay i yield
nathan goddamn drake achilles me
fuck
everyones lookgni at me like ive cracked i hope ur happy
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i'm thousands of miles away and can't see your shame from here, please don't socratease me like this
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[He's still cackling like a loon.]
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[Oh shit he's found his second wind, folks!]
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dont try and pullet fast one on me dude i know more puns than u can possibly compre-hen
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OWL NOT REST UNTIL I AM AT THE TOP OF THE PECKING ORDER U MOTHERFLOCKER
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ok ok
i concede
u are a worthy adversary sir
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im a pungeon master
[Okay, so maybe he had one more in him.]
second only to u of course
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aw, you'll make me blush
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maybe then u wont die of hypothermia
[Because y'know. That'd be really awful and stuff.]
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try not to die.
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dying i mean
but same to u
spec since that means i wont get paid ;D
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see you when i see you