ishotyouuu: (hang on I''m textin')
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] ishotyouuu) wrote2019-11-18 01:51 pm
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nonscriptum: but I have prayed for this (don't know if I believe in God)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
sooooooooooooo i know youre on a job right now but i want you to know that all ive been thinking about is choking on your dick
nonscriptum: I'd honestly be dead without it (modern medicine is amazing)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
im not tryin g to get you killed!!
nonscriptum: truly a marvel of anatomical engineering (do u ever look at ur hand)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
im speaking my tRUTH
nonscriptum: if it was then we wouldn't be using these wacky disguises (I'm not saying this plan is practical)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
which is that i woke up wanting your cock on my tongue
nonscriptum: we wouldn't be in this predicament (well if you'd done your job)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
had a few drinks and the want didnt go away
just got worse
nonscriptum: should I prepare for things all the time? (all this research will actually work)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
jacked off thinking about your hands in my hair while you fucked my mouth
nonscriptum: that's politics (you answered without saying anything)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
and how fucking good you taste
nonscriptum: people can HEAR you (ix-nay on the alking-tay)

1/2

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
not EXCLUSIVELY
nonscriptum: I'm like an 11.75 (on a scale of 1 to 10)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
i al so thought about you working me open
nonscriptum: can I interest you in a check that will definitely bounce? (if you're here for $200)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-11-18 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST your fingers at first
like
finding that spot you always find and making me beg for it

when you start f ucking into me so goddamn slow and it feels so perfect
when you start going hard and leave those handprints on my hips
w hen you come inside me and pull out and i can FEEL it
nonscriptum: wow SEXIST ("man up?????")

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-12-19 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's less poetry and more stream of consciousness, but whatever gets Wade's motor running. ]

you asked me to get descriptive

and i just want you
i always want you
nonscriptum: no diggity. no doubt. (uh word for word)

1/2

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-12-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nate might make some sort of observation about how Wade isn't substituting letters or numbers for entire words, but he isn't entirely sober at present and therefore sprawls further on the sofa, blowing a petulant raspberry.

He's never been patient, but he can wait.
]

i know i know
knock em dead
nonscriptum: I wanna hang with you til one of us DIES (are you kidding?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-12-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
literally, i guess
nonscriptum: I am forcibly removed from the ancient city (tiddies: OUT)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-12-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
p lease dont doubt my sincerity when i say i cant fucking wait





i should probably sober up huh
nonscriptum: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat (whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2019-12-19 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
aw youre cute
gotta make sure i look nice for my boyfriend


[ It's not a word he uses often but he probably should, because it delights him to type out with the minor assistance of auto-correct. It is, however, with a beleaguered groan that Nate drags himself from the sofa and to the bathroom, shedding articles of clothing as he goes.

The water is cold. Searingly so, biting into his skin - with a small yelp - and more effective than a mug of strong coffee. Where the anticipation previously ate at him it dulls out as he slowly ups the temperature until he's clear-headed, temple pressed against the tile and thinking about what he wrote. What he wrote.
]

Fuck me.

[ Nate mumbles as he cuts the stream, stepping out and toweling himself dry. He slings it around his waist before revisiting his texts again with an embarrassed groan. ]

Fuck me.