ishotyouuu: (got something wrong with your noggin)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] ishotyouuu) wrote2009-07-18 03:22 am
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Heyyy, what's happenin'? You've reached the voicemail of one very fine-lookin' man. Wanna chat? Fanboy all over my mad skillz? Declare your undying love for me? You know what to do. [BEEEEP]
ironlady: (and i don't know if i can do it)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-11-19 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina waves one of her hands casually in front of her.] Oh nothing that cruel. I'll ask for what you owe me and that will be it. No harm done.
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[personal profile] ironlady 2013-11-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I already perform enough for Brother Petros. Besides, when did I say this was meant to be enjoyed?

[She laughs softly.] Really you're no fun to threaten if you're going to like whatever I do to you.
ironlady: (she can be happy)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-11-23 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
One day I really do need to speak with some of these references. [She sounds amused. It's not that she thinks he's making things up, but actually yes that is what she thinks.]

Very well I will give it a chance. Far be it from me to separate a man from his "liquid courage" without letting him fight for it first.

[It also helps that Caterina has stumbled upon a win/win situation. She really likes those.]
ironlady: (and i don't know if i can do it)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-11-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina shakes her head.] No, that will be all as far as business goes. You are still welcome to that tea or anything else you may want.
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[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina gets up to head toward the kitchen area of the apartment. She makes a good show of sulking while she's at this.] Very well I'll be a good host even if I still wish you wouldn't tease me so often.

[Clearly she is an innocent victim here or at least she will be when Caterina tragically loses round 120910 against the tea pot. At least for now she has the boiling part right.]
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[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-15 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. You needn't trouble yourself. [In few minutes, it will sort of sound like she needs help though. If he listens closely, Wade might hear 'ow' or 'Kate always makes it so easy.']
ironlady: (and i might know of our future)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-19 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She has! Just not very well. Caterina gets stuck on little things like how long to boil the water or how to even know when the water is boiled. This is fine when she's trying to make it alone, but with someone else? Well she has to keep checking and scalding herself.]

I'm not- [She looks down at her hands. They're pink and red. She's still not sure if the water is hot enough or not even after all that trouble. Caterina sighs.] Perhaps for a moment?
ironlady: (lovers to friends)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina quickly puts them behind her back. Her eyes narrow.] I believe you said you were here to help.
ironlady: (maybe there's a god above)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a retort on the tip of her tongue. She'll be any way she likes to be. Caterina elects to keep it to herself because it's childish and won't get her anywhere. Reluctantly, she stops hiding her hands and offers them up to be taken.]

Very well.
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[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-26 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina looks frustrated, embarrassed, and depressed all at once. In other words, nothing like herself. This is the one area she isn't naturally talented in. That always bothers.]

I kept opening it to check on the water.
ironlady: (reach out but hold back)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-26 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Could you? [Caterina looks at him like he's extended a lifeline to her. In some ways, he has. Her complete inability to care for herself in this situation has always been dangerous. She's been lucky so far in getting others to enable it.]

Things like this were a secret hobby of mine at home so I could never ask for advice. It would be nice to learn to do it the correct way.
ironlady: (blushu.)

[personal profile] ironlady 2013-12-31 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Caterina probably couldn't feel anymore humiliated than she does now. She awkwardly clears her throat, tries and quickly fails not to play with her hair.]

It is supposed to whistle when it's done then? [She tries really hard to sound casual.]
ironlady: (sweeten the blow)

[personal profile] ironlady 2014-01-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Caterina brightens when she sees he doesn't disapprove of her ignorance in this small, but very vital subject. She smiles in return.]

Yes, it does. I'll be sure to remember that in the future. Is there anything else I should know about it?