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Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] ishotyouuu) wrote2009-07-18 03:22 am
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Heyyy, what's happenin'? You've reached the voicemail of one very fine-lookin' man. Wanna chat? Fanboy all over my mad skillz? Declare your undying love for me? You know what to do. [BEEEEP]
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[personal profile] blowfish 2014-12-28 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't make him bust out his karate moves on you. With an exasperated noise, he squirms against the headlock to turn and face the other way. ]

You bitch, [ switching tactics, he tries to elbow Wade in the ribs. Not a whole lot of oomph to it and some laughter hidden in his deep voice. ] I'll mess you up, is what.

[ Hard to believe they are both full grown adults. ]
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[personal profile] blowfish 2014-12-28 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even worse than scalp burn is the burn of having his insult thrown back at him. Twice. Jesse grunts disapprovingly and reaches up to make a grab for the offending wrist. ]

Oh, hell no. You're gonna regret that. [ He has the strength of a kitten compared to this tank, he is unfortunately aware. But he's still trying!! ] I know where you live. Bitch.

[ Yeah. Uh huh. Where I live. ]
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[personal profile] blowfish 2015-01-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Not going to let him save face today, huh? Wade continues mocking him outright and Jesse considers aiming a kick to his legs for that alone. ]

Motherfucking, cocksucker-- [ Hallelujah, his filthy mouth is soon corked by muffled laughter. ] No, hey, don't--

[ Well, there goes every flimsy attempt to protect his pride. Yet it's hard for him to quit, even as he resorts to trying to squeeze his head free to escape. ]

You know, I'm only going easy on you 'cause it's your birthday.
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[personal profile] blowfish 2015-01-09 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Any retorts he has left are drowned by a bout of helpless chuckling-- so very not thug. Thankfully, Wade shows mercy and finally lets him go. As soon as he's able, he rubs at his ribs as if to erase those persistent tingling sensations.

Also not thug. ]

Prick, [ huffed in response, trying his damned best to sound miffed. It doesn't really work. A cuff against his cheek and the warmth behind the exchanged insults has him grinning again. He pokes the guy in the chest and warns: ] See if I ever make you anything again.

[ An empty threat like all the rest. Lesson learned: only ask Wade about his age if in the mood for harassment. He must be fucking older than he seems. ]

Puttin' a gift horse in a headlock, that's what they call that.
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[personal profile] blowfish 2015-01-30 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you are so, like, generous. Don't strain yourself, 'kay?

[ He nudges Wade's hand away, affectionately, a beat much too late. ]

Who says I'm that dependent on your praise? Jesus. [ laugh ] What a conclusion to leap to, just 'cause I gave you a box.

[ But despite all that big talk he is already trailing to the kitchen, hungry for Wade's cooking... it's really good, okay. ]