ishotyouuu: (stuffing my face)
Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] ishotyouuu) wrote 2021-05-23 12:59 am (UTC)

Sounds kinda like my life back home. Pretty sure I got safehouses in all fifty states. Pay out the ass in HOA taxes, lemme tell you.

[It's about this time that the waitress returns with their drinks and their appetizer platter, and Wade flashes her his most winning smile in thanks before taking one of the wings off of the plate.]

Wouldn't trade it for the world, though. Traveling to interesting locales, killing high-rolling douchebags and getting paid for it? Only way to fly, in my opinion. You just can't get that sort of thing in an office job.

[He takes a bite of the chicken wing.]

Mph. Oh yeah, there we go. That's the shit right there. Might wanna get some before I eat this whole plate, Trav.

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