Heh. I dunno-- somethin' tells me your lady might enjoy a little roughness. Can't promise I'll always be gentle, but I'll do my best to be sweet.

[Wade raises his eyebrows and nods in silent approval at Travis's selection-- he also has grown to enjoy a nice gin, and not just because his actor is now a spokesperson for one of them-- and leans back in his chair to wait for his order.]

So! Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself, Mr. Touchdown? In a non-meta sense, I mean. What do you get up to when you're not randomly picking fights with strangers?

[That... doesn't leave a whole lot left, Wade.]