[This is the second time Nate's taken a joke of Wade's and run with it. The first time could've been considered a fluke, but this is starting to shape up to be a pattern. Wade feels his mouth stretch into a wide, delighted smile. It's not often that people decide to react to his wacky humor, much less respond in kind.]
ok tho real talk i would LOVE to work at a place called sins & shenanigans & sons
i'm guessing i should be grateful i've never watched it, then
i do mean it, though. i owe you one.
[ Shifting from a reliable friend group in Hadriel to this - to nothing - hasn't been easy, and it took him so long to build relationships there that starting from scratch has been a fucking daunting prospect.
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they're affiliated with that one family business, right?
sins and shenanigans and sons?
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ok tho real talk i would LOVE to work at a place called sins & shenanigans & sons
sounds like my kind of ppl
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[ Maybe the mafia should rebrand. ]
do you think the sons commit the sins, the shenanigans, or both?
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maybe they dont wanna be associated with the sins or the shenanigans but they still wanna stick with the company
or maybe theyre family names
maybe this is a Chinese-Irish company who knows
1/2
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this is what im good at
lightening the mood with inane humor and fart jokes
like Family Guy except good
so actually not like Family Guy
[DISS.]
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i do mean it, though. i owe you one.
[ Shifting from a reliable friend group in Hadriel to this - to nothing - hasn't been easy, and it took him so long to build relationships there that starting from scratch has been a fucking daunting prospect.
But this is lightening the load. ]
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Maybe I'm just paying you back this time. With jokes and promises of future crimes. You know how it is.
[Oh hey, that sure is a conspicuous uptick in the quality of Wade's texts there. Surely that can't mean anything.]
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i'm gonna hold you to that.
i have to go talk to some ebenezer scrooge type about my artifact. see you after they free me from this swanky shindig?
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they feeding u at that place at least
cuz if so try & see if u can sneak some hors d'oeuvres or smth
all this talk about the 1% is making me peckish
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ur the best <3