[The complete lack of a reaction is actually quite helpful. In all fairness, Simon isn't too ashamed of the fact that he's into more genders than he initially thought. More than anything, it was just a big surprise. It's more that the object of his affection is a muscley dudebro from the 80's and um... Has said some Stupid shit.]
And how am I supposed to do that?
[Flirt, he means.]
Do I tell him his guns look good and then laugh it off? Because, man oh man...
[On his end of the feed, he runs a hand through his hair.]
I may have done that already...
[It had been a nervous blurting of words. That and Simon had tried to hand him a towel and he... Dropped it, so there had been some awkward and sweaty hand touching. He was not prepared for a hand touch out of nowhere! He needs to be ready, his palms are usually greasy as hell???]
as i write this tag i just realize he and wade are the same person
And how am I supposed to do that?
[Flirt, he means.]
Do I tell him his guns look good and then laugh it off? Because, man oh man...
[On his end of the feed, he runs a hand through his hair.]
I may have done that already...
[It had been a nervous blurting of words. That and Simon had tried to hand him a towel and he... Dropped it, so there had been some awkward and sweaty hand touching. He was not prepared for a hand touch out of nowhere! He needs to be ready, his palms are usually greasy as hell???]