[This kid's kind of a pill. Wade kind of lets him blow off steam as he tags along behind him, and yet despite himself he can't help but feel a grin threatening to stretch his lips.]

Hey, you don't gotta explain yourself to me. You know how many times I've patched myself up over the years? I'm just sayin', you gotta wrap it up the right way if you expect it to not go all shit-shaped later on.

Approach it like you'd approach sex, y'know? Gotta wrap that shit up properly.

[He finally lets out a chuckle, crass and juvenile.]