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Wade Wilson (Deadpool) ([personal profile] ishotyouuu) wrote2016-04-08 10:45 pm
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IC Inbox - [community profile] hadriel

Hey, how's it goin'? If you're listening to this, I'm either in the kitchen stuffing my face or off doing something awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "stupid and dangerous". But it's still awesome. Anyway, you should know how this works. Drop me a line and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done.

Oh and uh... if the name "Haven" means anything to any of you guys, let me know in the message, okay? Please. [BEEP]
wormintheglass: (devious? moi?)


[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-18 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[After this, Bianca comes over and knocks on Wade's door.]

Wade? Are you there? I have an exciting project in mind that requires a man of your unique talents.
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[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-18 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonsense, darling. I'm sure you looked magnificent in it.

[She sweeps in, and hugs Wade in greeting because she enjoys him so much.]

Besides, the lead balloon effect is rather what I'm going for, here. Have you heard that Love is throwing its date night shenanigans in Rey's bar?
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[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-18 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bianca has decided - unilaterally, as with most of her decisions - that where they stand is Cuddly Platonic, and she winds around him like a sisterly vine, entirely easy.]

Yes, well. Every good circus needs its clowns, doesn't it, my darling? Rey is really, genuinely upset about this. Love flatly refuses to take her feelings into account, and I - I need to sabotage this event without turning it into another bloodbath.

[She strikes a pose, and eyes him.]

Help me, Wade Wilson. You're my only hope.
wormintheglass: (laugh)


[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-18 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew I could count on you. Picture the scene.

[She makes a dramatic hand gesture, and her voice drops into a compelling narrative singsong.]

The lights are low. Love is in the air. There's alcohol. There's candlelight. And just when people begin to feel comfortable - just when they feel as though they're alone in the room, perhaps - there's us.

I feel that The Ballad of Eskimo Nell or perhaps a Rick Astley cover - accompanied by Rey on her harmonica, of course - could be the perfect accompaniment. And no doubt the lucky couples would benefit from some wise words of advice. Encouragement.
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[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-18 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[She does take it seriously. Fun of any kind is a deadly serious business to Bianca. It's not that she doesn't enjoy herself; but she doesn't enjoy herself if it's not done right.]

Myself - Rey, and you. And perhaps Gren? I think he might enjoy it as well.
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[personal profile] wormintheglass 2017-04-29 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gren is one of those people who enjoys not enjoying anything. I adore him - so deliciously angry and volatile.

And I think he will like helping spoil things.