Heyyy, what's happenin'? You've reached the voicemail of one very fine-lookin' man. Wanna chat? Fanboy all over my mad skillz? Declare your undying love for me? You know what to do. [BEEEEP]
Hey, Clem! Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Don't worry about the water-- I'll go get some later today. You don't have to go to the bathroom or anything, do ya?
Also, a fanboy is... well, you ever see those clips of Justin Bieber concerts where the girls are all screaming and crying? That's a fangirl. A fanboy's just, like... the dude version of that. It's what happens when you see someone who's so cool and awesome and famous that you can't control yourself and freak out.
Oh, they are. Very scary. Just make sure you don't hang around any celebrities and you'll be fine, okay? Well-- I doubt you'll find any celebrities around here.
...'cept for maybe Mr. Stark. But I don't think any of his fans came with him, so you're probably safe.
He used those words, too. [ Pretty much exactly. Which is weird, but she's not old enough to consider it 'awkward' yet. ] And also 'superhero'. But you're a better one, anyway.
[He laughs easily enough, but it's still weird when somebody calls him a hero. He hasn't really gotten used to the idea yet.]
Aww shucks, Clem. He's like a million times cooler than me. Got that cool armor that can shoot stuff, he's rich, and he's really snappy with the comebacks.
[He also doesn't have a face that makes children cry, so there's that.]
[ Clem wouldn't cry, Wade. She's seen lots worse, trust her on that one. ]
But... he needs to have the armor to be a hero, and you do it all by yourself. And my mom and dad had lots of money but that doesn't mean I'm a hero, too.
And also, his comebacks don't make sense sometimes. [ Because she's 8, but hey. ]
Hey, don't worry. I don't really understand some of what he says, either. You can usually tell the context, though. Snarky and condescending is prevalent in any language.
But, uh... thanks, Clem. It's not... well. I don't really get that a whole lot. Bein' called a hero, I mean.
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Oh, and also! I think we ran out of water. If you want, I can try and get more? [ But heavy bucket + small girl = trouble. ]
So... yeah, I think that was everything I wanted to ask.
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Also, a fanboy is... well, you ever see those clips of Justin Bieber concerts where the girls are all screaming and crying? That's a fangirl. A fanboy's just, like... the dude version of that. It's what happens when you see someone who's so cool and awesome and famous that you can't control yourself and freak out.
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...'cept for maybe Mr. Stark. But I don't think any of his fans came with him, so you're probably safe.
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Uh... don't let on that I said that, though. Somethin' tells me he wouldn't take too kindly to me spreading that around.
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Aww shucks, Clem. He's like a million times cooler than me. Got that cool armor that can shoot stuff, he's rich, and he's really snappy with the comebacks.
[He also doesn't have a face that makes children cry, so there's that.]
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But... he needs to have the armor to be a hero, and you do it all by yourself. And my mom and dad had lots of money but that doesn't mean I'm a hero, too.
And also, his comebacks don't make sense sometimes. [ Because she's 8, but hey. ]
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Hey, don't worry. I don't really understand some of what he says, either. You can usually tell the context, though. Snarky and condescending is prevalent in any language.
But, uh... thanks, Clem. It's not... well. I don't really get that a whole lot. Bein' called a hero, I mean.
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I dunno. For some reason, people don't seem to like me all that much.
[He didn't mean for that to sound as pathetic as it did.]
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Well they're doody.
[ Yep, she said it. ]
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Maybe they are doody, Clem. I don't really know. But still. It's nice to know somebody thinks I'm cool.
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